1. fieldbears:

    britneyjustin:

    britsanity:

    Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

    T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

    The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’.

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  2. zac-afron:

    “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

    (Source: fruitpunchg, via tyleroakley)

     

  3. mariuspcntmercy:

    toni-tan:

    morgrana:

    MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

    Les mis: pop-punk edition

    what a shame cosettes mom is a whore

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  5. slomps:

    slomps:

    slomps:

    Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

    So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

    And do I look hot

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  6. virginsacrificer:

    "do u want the rest of my food"

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    "here u can have them"

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  7. yousmellsofruity:

    snotvanilla:

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    lovelyphantasmagoria:

    setbabiesonfire:

    swallowedwholeinnegatives:

    What does this mean?

    That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

    YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

    OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

    IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

    OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

    IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

    THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

    NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

    THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

    OR ALIENS

    BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

    WHAT. The FUCK

    (Source: zowieee, via p-l-a-i-njanefata-s-s)

     
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  9. curlingwithmetaphor:

    A list of titles & peerages, with their forms of address, used by the British peerage system. 

    FUCKING THANK YOU. 

    REMEMBER THIS PLEASE

    (Source: georgeslays, via p-l-a-i-njanefata-s-s)

     
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