The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
the newest addition to my bucket list
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
Ballet West’s Firebird tutu (x).
want! need! must have!